Osama Sweepstakes

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Posted by Munee Cashilini
Gambling? Is there anything better? The answer is no, and don’t let those little girlie-men Matt and Jason tell you any different.
Last week I mentioned one of my bets and joined another, but this one looks like the most fun:
…enter our sweepstakes to win a genuine Dubya Action Figure in […]

Bets They Don’t Take In Vegas

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Posted by Munee Cashilini
It’s been a while since those commie pinkos Matt and Jason started rejecting all of my writing submissions, but they can only hold me down for so long (especially when they are busy trying to be journalists.)
I gave away some free investment advice a while back, and have since rolled the profits […]

Everyone is a Financial Panther Institution

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Posted by Munee Cashilini
So by now you’ve probably heard of the mighty Patriot Act II and it’s inexplicable redefinition of just about everyone who handles money as a “financial institution”

Now Matt and Jason have been whining about the first Patriot Act since day one, but a high roller such as myself has insufficient time […]

Translating Alan Greenspan

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A true high roller like myself doesn’t trifle with politics. I’ll leave that to fancy-boys like Matt and Jason. But what does get my attention is green. It’s the bomb color: green bud, greenbacks (until they put some gay pastels in the mix, where are we, France?), and my main homey, Alan […]

Vice Investing

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Posted by Munee Cashilini
Ordinarily, I wouldn’t share my investment strategy with the general public, but I read about this one in a magazine, so it isn’t really mine.
Those know-nothing know-it-alls Matt and Jason would probably have you invest in some namby-pamby socially conscious fund that puts money in environmentally friendly, non-sweat shop, pro-worker companies.
Now, a […]