Posts filed under “Munee on Money”
Politicians for Sale
From ThinkProgress: A Republican committee in Minnesota has been caught creating an eBay-style auction site to sell access with politicians, including top lawmakers like Rep. John Kline (R-MN) and Rep. Erik Paulsen (R-MN), as well as State House Speaker Kurt Zellers (R-MN). With bidding starting at $250, the committee offered opportunities to “get up close [...]
Osama Sweepstakes
Posted by Munee Cashilini Gambling? Is there anything better? The answer is no, and don’t let those little girlie-men Matt and Jason tell you any different. Last week I mentioned one of my bets and joined another, but this one looks like the most fun: …enter our sweepstakes to win a genuine Dubya Action Figure [...]
Bets They Don’t Take In Vegas
Posted by Munee Cashilini It’s been a while since those commie pinkos Matt and Jason started rejecting all of my writing submissions, but they can only hold me down for so long (especially when they are busy trying to be journalists.) I gave away some free investment advice a while back, and have since rolled [...]
Everyone is a Financial Panther Institution
Posted by Munee Cashilini So by now you’ve probably heard of the mighty Patriot Act II and it’s inexplicable redefinition of just about everyone who handles money as a “financial institution” Now Matt and Jason have been whining about the first Patriot Act since day one, but a high roller such as myself has insufficient [...]
Translating Alan Greenspan
A true high roller like myself doesn’t trifle with politics. I’ll leave that to fancy-boys like Matt and Jason. But what does get my attention is green. It’s the bomb color: green bud, greenbacks (until they put some gay pastels in the mix, where are we, France?), and my main homey, Alan Greenspan. But holmes [...]
Vice Investing
Posted by Munee Cashilini Ordinarily, I wouldn’t share my investment strategy with the general public, but I read about this one in a magazine, so it isn’t really mine. Those know-nothing know-it-alls Matt and Jason would probably have you invest in some namby-pamby socially conscious fund that puts money in environmentally friendly, non-sweat shop, pro-worker [...]