Another Vote For Palin The 3-d Chess Grandmaster

by sarabeth

The Sarah Palin = 3-d chess grandmaster contingent is growing. The latest supporter of the thesis is the NYT’s Frank Rich. He has a slightly unusual take, though. His argument seems to be that Palin may not be smart at all, but she’s super-cunning. And her palm-prompter debacle may have been [...]

Perfect Comedic Timing

by sarabeth

I have always regarded David Broder as a complete joke. (I will never understand how or why he acquired the title of “Dean” of the Washington press corps.)
I am glad to report that Broder has now honed his comedy act by incorporating an impeccable sense of timing.
Yesterday, he put out, in the Washington Post [...]

Guess Who’s Playing Three-Dimensional Chess Now?

by sarabeth

Remember how Obama supporters, pressed to defend actions and decisions by him that did not appear to be easily defensible, loved to argue that he was engaged in a game of 3-dimensional chess that his critics were just not equipped to understand? There’s a lot less of that going around lately, but it seems [...]

The Babe Who Would Be King

by sarabeth

Ladies and Gentlemen, Sarah Palin’s finest moment at the National Tea Party Convention (acronym CROCK*) in Nashville:
The weirdest part of the evening came not during the speech but during the following Q&A session. Asked what she thought that a Republican-controlled congress’s top three priorities should be, she answered: stop spending, energy policy and … well, [...]

The Retarded Rush Limbaugh Exception

by sarabeth

Sarah P. teaches this to her children (and you teach it to your children and grandchildren, too, don’t you, dear reader?): “Name calling by anyone is just unnecessary.” And retard is a very bad name for one of Sarah P.’s key political props God’s own children, so Sarah Pee can take deep umbrage if [...]

The Best Laid Plans Of Men and Mice…and God?

by sarabeth

It’s a good thing that God plays such an active role in Republican politics.
Here he is, putting Sarah Palin forward as their vice-presidential candidate in 2008:
Sarah Palin believed that Sen. John McCain chose her to be his running mate in 2008 because of “God’s plan,” according to a top political strategist in the Arizona Republican’s [...]

The Selling Of Sarah

by sarabeth

STOP PRESS: Out of work beauty queen now reduced to posing for pictures at $16 a pop.
If you happen to bump into Sarah Palin, do be sure to ask her: “How’s tricks, governor?”
The scheme involves prices ranging from $15.99 for 5×7s to $34.99 for 11×14s. At those prices, there will be hefty [...]

Mega-Whopper From HarperCollins Spokesperson About Palin’s “Bus” Tour

by sarabeth

When is a private jet a bus? When it’s Sarah Palin providing the free-verse translation:
As much of her entourage, including HarperCollins publicist Tina Andreadis, risked a collective case of White Line Fever, covering more than 3,000 road miles during the book tour’s first week, Sarah Palin herself seems to have remained above it all, [...]

Gorilla Warfare?

by sarabeth

In the tribe of conservative-performing-monkeys, they are both super-gorillas. And now it looks like they may be squaring off against each other.
Palin offered Beck nothing but love and respect:
In recent days, former Alaska governor Sarah Palin has indicated that she may be open to a conservative presidential dream ticket in 2012: Palin-Beck (or Beck-Palin). [...]

Palinology

by sarabeth

Don’t look now, but it looks like the controversy over Sarah Palin’s last pregnancy (as in “Was she really pregnant?”, “Is Trig really her baby?”) is about to boil over (h/t Shaun Mullen at Kiko’s House).
It’s not going to help that Palin had steadfastly refuse to release her medical records during the last presidential election, [...]