Good Call

by matt

I can bring Joe Budden?

Teh Rulez

by matt

I’m in Ur Ovul Offis…

by matt

…allokating kapital.

Change We Can Believe In

by matt

Jim Henley:
…telecom immunity is a genuine test of Barack Obama’s bona fides on civil liberties. It’s also a genuine test of the liberal side of any liberal-libertarian fusionism.
I think it’s very possibly a test that Obama has already failed. I have a sneaking suspicion that, as the de facto leader of the Democratic Party, Obama […]

Finally…

by matt

…smartest person in the room.

(Yes, this really happened.)
And if the first one wasn’t in poor enough taste…

Teh Black Helikopterz!

by matt

Who are all of Ron Paul’s supporters supporting now?

Good Thing He Didn’t Bring the Balabushka

by matt

Previously: And Saddam Hussein Cleaned His Shoes

I Can Only Has Cheezburger

by matt

President George W. Bush (1/25/08):
I am confident in the long-term strength of our nation’s economy. I believe that the fundamentals are sound.

(Right across the street from this Shell station in San Mateo, CA)
Clearly this isn’t a systemwide Burger King communications effort, otherwise there probably would have been spelling guidelines and contraction best practices. But […]

Over the Line?

by matt

Back before most of you were born, there was a blog called Low Culture. And when they weren’t busy making insider-ish jokes about people I didn’t know, they found time to run a little feature called “Unintentionally Hilarious Photo of the Moment.”
The Low Culturalists have moved on, but yesterday they sent over a rather […]

And Saddam Hussein Cleaned His Shoes

by matt

Obama Bowls for Pennsylvania Voters - AP (3/30/08):
On his first warm-up ball, [Senator Robert] Casey rolled a gutter ball. Obama’s first ball flew well off his hand but also ended up in the gutter. On his second try, he knocked down four pins.
[…]
Obama did improve, nearly getting a strike in one frame, and in […]