The DCeiver: An Experiment
1. Take out your iPod (or Zune, I guess…really, who buys a Zune?)
2. Press shuffle songs.
3. Answer the following: a) How many songs before you come to one that would absolutely disqualify you from being President? b) What is that song?
4. Leave your answers.
Now, ordinarily I don’t mess with these little quizzes, […]
Rapper DMX jailed in Dade County Miami Herald (6/23/08):
Rapper DMX was arrested Monday on a warrant for not having a valid driver’s license, Miami-Dade police say.
The rapper, whose real name is Earl Simmons, 37, was being held at the Turner Guilford Knight Correctional Center on Monday afternoon. His bond is set at $500.
The gruff-rapping Simmons […]
Rapper The Game (a.k.a. Teh Ghey) is getting Obama’s face tattooed on his back. I’m guessing it’s because he’s a big fan of telco immunity. Either way, this is a very negative leading indicator.
If you’re keeping score at home, it’s The Game and Leon vs DMX. I think you all know where […]
I’m not sure I want to live in a world with no Rodney Dangerfield and no George Carlin.
They got guns to my head
I think Im going down
I cant believe this happenin in my own town - Warren G - “Regulate“
Rapper Warren G arrested on marijuana charge - Los Angeles Times 6/9/08):
Warren G, whose real name is Warren Griffin III, was riding in a car driven by Ryan Butler, 29, when they were […]
Guess who’s aligned with social conservatives? The mastermind of 9-11 himself, Khalid Sheikh Mohammed:
As the judge questioned him about whether he was satisfied with the U.S. military lawyer appointed to defend him, Mohammed stood and began to sing in Arabic, cheerfully pausing to translate his own words into English.
“My shield is Allah most high,” […]
Someone who played college football — or who understands the arcane stupidities of NCAA football rules for some other reason — will have to explain this WP story to me:
The Howard University football team was one of 218 Division I programs sanctioned by the NCAA yesterday for failing to meet academic standards. …
The NCAA yesterday […]
Ronaldo sorry for encounter with cross-dressing prostitutes AP (5/4/08):
Brazilian star Ronaldo says he’s sorry, embarrassed and ashamed about his highly publicized encounter a week ago with three cross-dressing prostitutes, calling it the biggest mistake of his life.
In an interview on Brazil’s Globo TV, the AC Milan striker on Sunday denied claims by one of the […]
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This Ratzi fellow makes a funny kind of pope.
The most sensitive issue he needs to address on his current U.S. visit is the clergy abuse scandal. He started off on the wrong foot when first his handpicked number two man, Cardinal Tarcisio Bertone, and then he himself focused on the Church’s suffering rather than […]
LA-based frozen-yogurt chain Pinkberry settles lawsuit
A Los Angeles-based company known for its light deserts is shelling out some heavy cash to settle a class action filed by disgruntled customers.
Pinkberry chief executive Ron Graves said Thursday that the frozen yogurt chain had settled the suit over whether its product was, technically, frozen yogurt.
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The lawsuit also forced […]
