Psst! Want 15 Minutes Alone With A Hot Secretary?

by sarabeth

Apparently, it only costs a couple of hundred thousand. And you don’t even have to do anything as demeaning as tuck it into her undergarments. In fact, she may even keep her clothes on the whole time.
John McCain has been busy for the last 18 months or so prostituting himself for the presidency. […]

Blackwater Rides Again

by sarabeth

Always a pleasure to point out that Blackwater Worldwide is in the news again. Funny how they are hardly ever in the news for doing anything good. Still, there’s no such thing as bad publicity, right? Even if Blackwater is caught first breaking the law, and then lying about it. Under the […]

The State Department’s Latest Embarrassing Scandal

by sarabeth

It’s interesting how scandal after scandal has erupted in the State Department, many of them pointing to systematic mismanagement, but Condi Rice has consistently avoided any measure of accountability or blame.
The most egregious of these was probably the State Department’s longstanding role as Blackwater USA’s dedicated enabler and cover-upper—from trying to dismiss and whitewash mass […]

Birds Of A Feather

by sarabeth

Condi Rice may not be willing to be John McCain’s running mate, but apparently she is willing to help his campaign in other ways. Like lending him her dialog coach:
On the Straight Talk Express from the airport to the hotel in Minneapolis, Sen. John McCain said that his campaign has decided that it will […]

Reading Condi’s Mind

by sarabeth

On Fox and Friends this morning, our Condi was asked if she was interested in being McCain’s running mate. She responded:

Obviously, it’s dearly flattering to have people think that way. But no, it’s time for me to go back to Stanford.
[… ]
Government service is a wonderful thing, Steve, but you have to know when […]

Condi Speaks the Truth!

by matt

Yes, I thought she was incapable, but how can you argue with this?
Remarks After Meeting With Lebanese President Michel Suleiman - State.gov (6/16/08):
Secretary Rice: And so, obviously, in any compromise there are compromises…
Good lord. This is supposed to be a brilliant woman? Someone get Section 9 on the blower. But wait, this […]

Sovereignty a la Iraq

by sarabeth

I really don’t think the Iraqi government understands the George Bush-Condoleezza Rice brand of democracy and sovereignty.
Just because we called the mission Operation Iraqi Freedom, and declared the mission to be accomplished, they seem to think they are free. Just because we declared them to be a sovereign nation, they seem to […]

Finally…

by matt

…smartest person in the room.

(Yes, this really happened.)
And if the first one wasn’t in poor enough taste…

Clueless Condi Rides Again

by sarabeth

Our Condi is in Stockholm doing whatever it is that Secretaries of State do when they’re not achieving world peace, but she wasn’t going to let that stop her from joining in wholeheartedly in the “stomp McClellan” loyalty ritual.
However, it is virtually impossible for Condi Rice, Ph.D., to do anything right. So here’s one […]

Secret Progress In Middle East Peace Talks

by sarabeth

On the face of it, Bush’s Middle East trip did not achieve very much. AP’s verdict was:
Bush arrived back in Washington late Sunday with little to show for the trip. Saudi Arabia rebuffed his plea for help with soaring oil prices, Egypt’s leader questioned his seriousness about peacemaking and there was not enough […]