Faded

by matt

Tuesday’s election in California provided a symmetrical bookend to Arnold Schwarzenegger’s political career. In coming to power, Schwarzenegger displayed many of the negative qualities associated with celebrities: out-of-control ego, acting as if the normal rules didn’t apply, and hype not backed by substance. In the off-year recall election, Schwarzenegger ran a cult-of-personality campaign […]

Sign O’ The Times

by matt

Congratulations to Jon Corzine and Tim Kaine on their wins in Dirty Jersey and Virginia is for Hustlas.
We’re certainly happy for the residents of those two states, but that’s nothing compared to the satisfaction that comes from the beating Arnold Schwarzenegger caught from California voters on Tuesday. There is much to be done to […]

Vote

by matt

In case you’ve been sleeping for a few weeks, today is election day. Though it’s an off year, there are still some big races on the boards. If you missed it last week, here is our voter guide for the California ballot initiatives. Last minute polling paints a somewhat muddy picture as […]

Speshul Elekshun

by matt and jason

Though we don’t quite deserve the ridicule we receive from the rest of the country, California is a troubled state. The structural problems created by Proposition 13 thirty years ago were aggravated by the Enron-created energy crisis and dot-com crash. In the hands of a competent leader, California might already be back on […]

What Did McCain Expect?

by matt

It’s possible that with his very busy schedule of trying to be the most conservative Republican in the Senate, John McCain didn’t realize that Arnold Schwarzenegger fakes everything. For example, having a San Jose street dug up so he could play pothole games. It is funny that McCain, whose actual voting record would […]

When John Kerry Did It…

by matt

…it was called “flip-flopping.” When Arnold Schwarzenegger does it, it’s called…:

With an eye toward the Nov. 8 special election, Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger delighted consumer advocates when he signed bills on Friday that put tough restrictions on two industries that have helped make him a multimillionaire: video games and dietary supplements.
Conflicts of interest have been […]

Arnold Schwarzenegger Doesn’t Care About Good Government

by matt

“Don’t you see? The rest of the country looks upon us like we’re left-wing Communist Jewish homosexual pornographers. I think of us that way sometimes, and I live here.”
Woody Allen was talking about New York City in that line from Annie Hall, but things have changed a lot since 1977. Swap Scientology and Kabbalah […]

Arnold Schwarzenegger Doesn’t Care About The Paparazzi

by matt

Protecting gay rights? No. Protecting celebrities? Yes.
California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger signed a law on Friday tripling damages celebrities can win from paparazzi if they are assaulted during a shoot and denying the photographers profits from any pictures taken during an altercation.
Instead of terminating the budget deficit, he’s terminating a bunch of photographers. Par […]

Not on the Agenda

by matt

First rule of fight club - don’t talk about fight club?:
Top aides to Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger have agreed to meet with leaders of gay and lesbian rights groups next Wednesday, two days before the same-sex marriage bill the Legislature passed this month is due to arrive on his desk.
The 90-minute meeting is not a sign […]

Politics Over Policy (Arnold Schwarzenegger Edition)

by Jason

I can almost hear the words of our Non-Californian readers now:
“Not another post about Arnold Schwarzenegger! What the hell is wrong with you guys?”
Listen, I can relate. I would rather not have to open the paper and read yet another report about the Governator’s hypocrisy, arrogance and subservience to big business and other special interests. […]