Wouldn’t we be better off with former Domino’s CEO David Brandon‘s 5-5-5 economic plan? You know, the “Big Taste Bailout“? The one that Herman Cain ripped off of?
1Please don’t actually. Despite his supposed anti-Wall Street feeding appeal, Brandon was only installed as CEO of Domino’s after the Wall Street Investment Firm Bain Capital (a firm founded by Mitt Romney) bought out Domino’s. Over his lifetime, Brandon has given nearly $250,000 in campaign contributions to Republicans like John McCain, Thaddeus McCotter, Mitt Romney, Rick Santorum, and George W Bush. Ew.