According to Mike Fuckabee, once and possibly future Republican presidential candidate, being gay is like doing drugs or incest or polygamy:

Huckabee went on to draw parallels between homosexuality and other lifestyles that are considered by some to be morally aberrant. “You don’t go ahead and accommodate every behavioral pattern that is against the ideal,” he said of same-sex marriage. “That would be like saying, well, there are a lot of people who like to use drugs, so let’s go ahead and accommodate those who want who use drugs. There are some people who believe in incest, so we should accommodate them. There are people who believe in polygamy, so we should accommodate them.”

Bloody politician wimp! Pulling his bloody punches like that, just to ingratiate himself with the gay community! I’m not sure why he is unwilling to just come out and say that it is like doing all three at the same time. Being gay is like doing drugs while having sex with your mother, your sister and your daughter, all of whom you are married to (though that may only be two different people, not three).

Or, to be fair — and I’m sure it says so in the Bible somewhere — it’s worse, far worse, than doing drugs, incest and polygamy at the same time.