Yesterday, I wrote about Graham going crackers over healthcare reform being passed by reconciliation. According to him, that would “destroy the ability of this country to work together for a very long time.”

Apparently, there’s lot of this going around. The latest to display symptoms of the infection is Brian Darling, of the conservative Heritage Foundation:

If they pull off this crazy scenario they are putting together, they are going to destroy a lot of the comity in the House.

It’s not yet clear how the disease is spreading, but investigators suspect it has something to do with oral intercourse between consenting conservatives. (No, we haven’t stopped being a family blog. Look it up. Dictionary.com, definition 1 or 2.)