… not babes, but sports celebrities. Here’s former star Jayson Williams, after being “sentenced to five years behind bars for the 2002 shooting death of limousine driver Costas “Gus” Christofi at the former player’s mansion”:

“Please forgive me for the pain that I have caused to you,” Williams said. “To my children, you deserve a better father, son, brother than I have been.”

What did he just confess to? Multi-generational incest?