That tireless warrior against deviant sex acts, Rick Santorum, has stepped up once again to save us from the society-unraveling consequences of brainwashed generals:
Former Republican senator Rick Santorum accused military leaders on Saturday of having become so “indoctrinated” with political correctness that they can no longer “see straight.”
The Pennsylvania arch-conservative was specifically referring to the brass’s support of a repeal of the Don’t Ask Don’t Tell policy. A long-time opponent of gay rights, Santorum expressed concern that changing the law would sap the readiness and effectiveness of the armed forces.
Addressing how the military leadership, led by Joint Chiefs of Staff Chairman Mike Mullen, could now favor a repeal of the law, Santorum raised the specter of brainwashing.
“Political correctness is reigning in the military right now,” he said. “”Some people say: [Do] whatever the generals say [on DADT]. I’m not too sure that we haven’t so indoctrinated the officer corps in this country that they can actually see straight to make the right decision.”
All hail the Santorum! Glory be to him! You have to start fighting these generals the moment you see them taking their first brainwashed baby-steps. Otherwise, next thing you know, someone has indoctrinated the generals into approving man-on-dog action. And if there’s one thing worse than man-on-dog action, it’s military man-on-dog action on the front lines.