A coupon redeemable for the party of No Can Do to finally win a big one over the party of No Effing Way.

Lou Dobbs to be summarily deported.

John Yoo to develop big purple warts all over his face and his thingie.

Rush Limbaugh to wake up on Christmas morning to find himself in bed with Glenn Beck, and Rahm Emanuel standing at the foot of the bed, with a camera in his hand and a huge grin on his face.

Dick Cheney and Liz Cheney to be permanently ostracized from polite society.

Michele Bachman to grow a nice bushy beard.

George W. Bush to suddenly come to his senses.

Barack Obama to suddenly come to his senses.

Joe Lieberman to be caught in a compromising position with a goat.

(Anyone can play. Feel free to contribute suggestions for the next instalment.)