More Catholic Than the Pope

by matt at 12:37 pm on September 22nd, 2009 in Obama Uber Alles

Will The DCeiver suggest President Summer’s Eve do drugs now?

Whispers in Albany ABC News (9/22/09):

So — following news reports that the White House has been encouraging New York Gov. David Paterson to not run in next year’s gubernatorial race — what did President Obama whisper to Paterson on the tarmac in Albany?

A knowledgable (sic) source says the president expressed his regret at how the story leaked and became such a media spectacle.

So Obama realizes that he botched this. Will The DCeiver abandon the ramparts or go down with the fort?

Comments

  1. DCeiver wrote:

    “So Obama realizes that he botched this.” Ha! Or, alternatively, a reality-based analysis would conclude that he “realizes” that a story leaked to the press.

    Well, I am sure that Obama regrets the spectacle. But as far as “spectacles he regrets” go, it’s clearly pretty far down the list. Half an exhalation, and then push on.

    But again, the decision to encourage Paterson to quit the race is correct on the merits.

  2. matt wrote:

    >But again, the decision to encourage Paterson to quit the race is correct on the merits.

    because you don’t understand the purpose/utility of primaries. wtf is wrong with you?

  3. DCeiver wrote:

    “wtf is wrong with you?”

    Ha! Quoth the guy who’s run a four-part, multi-comment Chris Crocker imitation!

  4. matt wrote:

    i’ve no clue wtf that means, but i do know that your arguments are loose as fuck and that you can’t defend them worth a shit.

    thank god for aggregating.

  5. DCeiver wrote:

    Oh! Don’t forget Vagisil! Knowing that third brand of douche will clearly expand the amount of what I’m guessing you might call “wit.” Those quips really were the most enlightened part of these “blog posts.”

  6. matt wrote:

    is that your preferred brand?

    ^wit!

  7. DCeiver wrote:

    See, I had a feeling that I’d eventually have to make some sort of generous donation of wit to expand your opportunities. I’d say that you ought to have been able to make more of it, but…you know–baby steps.

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