Ever since Rick Santorum brought man-on-dog sex in America out of the shadows, it was only a matter of time. And now the brave and courageous Brian Kilmeade of Fox News has outed America’s ugly little secret (because that’s what real journalists do, buddy, they tell the truth, no matter what chips may fall where).

So now the whole world knows Americans didn’t just stop at man-on-dog sex:

“We are — we keep marrying other species and other ethnics and other …”

But at least it’s about love and commitment, not just about the sex.

(If you click on the link, you can have the added pleasure of watching/reading Kilmeade on the subject of racial and genetic purity. They really know how to pick ‘em on Fox News.)