When Larry King sits down to talk to Bob Woodward, a certain amount of sheer stupidity is to be expected. But they outdid themselves on Wednesday night:

KING: Bob, my — in that regard, my younger son Cannon, he is eight. And he now says that he would like to be black. I’m not kidding. He said there’s a lot of advantages. Black is in. Is this a turning of the tide?

WOODWARD: Well, maybe.

Leaving all prior evidence to one side, and judging solely by this exchange, who do you think is the greater asshole?