Alberto “Buttercheeks” Gonzales, unburdening himself to the WSJ:

I consider myself a casualty, one of the many casualties of the war on terror.

I would dearly love to have Buttercheeks recite a list of who some of the other casualties are.

Gonzales also asked, straight from the heart:

What is it that I did that is so fundamentally wrong, that deserves this kind of response to my service?

Other than conspiring to trample the Constitution by aiding and abetting torture and kidnapping and illegal surveillance, and denying detainees even the basic protections of the Geneva Convention, and firing U.S. attorneys for refusing to hew to Karl Rove‘s political agenda, and repeatedly lying to Congress and to us about all of the above? I guess I don’t recall.