Barrier to Entry

by matt at 10:00 am on November 17th, 2008 in Congressional Man Date

This week the SF Chronicle is marking the anniversary of the “10 Days that Shook SF,” the murders of Mayor George Moscone and Supervisor Harvey Milk, and the Jonestown Massacre. As part of their coverage, my new Congresswoman Jackie Speier tells her horrifying story:

I was curled up behind the wheel of an airplane on a jungle airstrip in Guyana, South America. This isn’t what I expected when I signed on to work for a United States congressman. Our fact-finding trip to investigate the Peoples Temple in Jonestown had gone horribly wrong. I lay as still as I could, pretending to be dead, as an unknown gunman pumped five bullets into me at close range. Pop-pop. Pop. Pop-pop.

Speier’s predecessor, the late Tom Lantos, was a Holocaust survivor.

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Having led a relatively pampered life, free of Nazis and gunplay, this can’t bode well for my chances at representing CA-12 in the House.

Comments

  1. tom wrote:

    become a rapper, ill pop some caps in your ass. youll be good to go.

  2. matt wrote:

    wasnt this a plotline on the sopranos?

    also nullus.

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