The commies are truly on the attack these days, what with noted Socialist Barack Obama being elected and the Wall Street bailout amongst other fresh victories for the Reds. Various counties in Nebraska had ballot initiatives about banning flouridation of their water supplies in last week’s election. They all passed. Thank FSM that some True Americans know enough to not only vote for John McCain, but to also foil the communist plot to invade our precious bodily fluids.

General Jack D. Ripper: Mandrake, do you realize that in addition to fluoridating water, why, there are studies underway to fluoridate salt, flour, fruit juices, soup, sugar, milk… ice cream. Ice cream, Mandrake, children’s ice cream.

Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Lord, Jack.

General Jack D. Ripper: You know when fluoridation first began?

Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: I… no, no. I don’t, Jack.

General Jack D. Ripper: Nineteen hundred and forty-six. Nineteen forty-six, Mandrake. How does that coincide with your post-war Commie conspiracy, huh? It’s incredibly obvious, isn’t it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That’s the way your hard-core Commie works.