No reason why we can’t amuse ourselves while the election results are being totted up.

After having promised two weeks ago to release her medical records, late last night Sarah Palin had her aides issue a two-page letter from her doctor saying she’s healthy. (The letter actually tells us nothing at all.)

As far as I’m concerned, this confirms the multiple abortions hypothesis. But the more interesting question is: who was the father of the aborted babies? I think I’d have to put my money on Joe the Plumber. (He couldn’t have come out of nowhere and been instantly embraced by the McCaign, without the slightest semblance of any background check or research. Someone must have vouched for him.)

If the spirit moves me, I may have more in this vein later.