Presented without comment. (What comment is necessary?)

In 1986 John McCain wrote a political note — on official House of Representatives stationary (sic) — apologizing to Charles H. Keating Jr. for his campaign having listed his good friend and supporter as part of McCain’s Senate campaign finance committee.

Keating responded with a handwritten note — addressed to “senator,” seven months before McCain won his Senate seat — telling him not to sweat it …
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“Don’t be silly. You can call me anything, write anything or do anything. I’m yours till death do us part.”

Or, what the hell, just one small act of underlining: that paean of true love was a hand job.

(In Keating’s defense, McCain was a pretty boy back then.)