Relax! The President’s On It!

ThinkProgress:

“Global stocks plummeted Friday after the rout a day earlier on Wall Street, where the Dow Jones industrial average lost more than 7 percent,” with European markets falling more than 10 percent at the opening. On Saturday, President Bush will meet with “finance ministers from the world’s richest countries at an unusual White House meeting to swap ideas” as to how to address the global credit crisis.

Could any discussions about the global economy involving George Bush follow any script other than:

“Whadyou wanna do?”

(Shoulder shrug) “I dunno. Whadyou wanna do?”

(I hope you’re thinking “The Jungle Book” and vultures.)

Comments

  1. matt says:

    “Whadyou wanna do?”

    (Shoulder shrug) “I dunno. Whadyou wanna do?”

    i wanna shoop

  2. kiel says:

    “Whadyou wannna do?”

    “I dunno. Whadyou wanna do?”

    “I wanna start a war with Iran. When people protest, we’ll decalre martial law and suspend the election. Ya know, I tacked that signing statement onto HR 4986. He-he-he…”

    (“Today, I have signed into law H.R. 4986, the National Defense Authorization Act for Fiscal Year 2008. The Act authorizes funding for the defense of the United States and its interests abroad, for military construction, and for national security-related energy programs.

    Provisions of the Act, including sections 841, 846, 1079, and 1222, purport to impose requirements that could inhibit the President’s ability to carry out his constitutional obligations to take care that the laws be faithfully executed, to protect national security, to supervise the executive branch, and to execute his authority as Commander in Chief. The executive branch shall construe such provisions in a manner consistent with the constitutional authority of the President.”

    GEORGE W. BUSH
    THE WHITE HOUSE,
    January 28, 2008.)