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What’s going on???!?! Tonight’s live blog will feature matt and myself, two people who will not be voting for EITHER candidate in this election, cutting up and talking shit. I have doubts that this one will be as entertaining as the VP debate last week, but with tensions high as McCain’s campaign goes down the drain there is a distinct possibility of some fireworks. Let’s do it.

Jamie Beth may be dropping through as well!

jamie beth - 9:01 - if you want to post this, feel free: jamie should NOT be around normal people minutes before the debate. i amost had a fight in the gorcery store check out line just now!

matt - 9:03 - do we really need to hear tom brokaw’s voice all night?

matt - 9:06 - i’m blogging from a spa retreat

jamie beth - 9:07 - when did “over-sight” become a good thing? it just makes me think of, “oops, it was an oversight!”

matt - 9:07 - mccain just lifted his arms plenty high enough to type on a keyboard

tom - 9:09 - if trust is going to be mccain’s talking point, i dont think that’s gonna go very far.

tom - 9:10 - i wonder if mccain buys his viagara online?

matt - 9:09 mccain’s breathing is weird

jamie beth - 9:11 - did mccain just feed obama and answer….you’re not supposed to do that on a debate, are you?

matt - 9:11 mccain is line-stepping

tom - 9:12 - habitually. hey john, not everyone is economically retarded, some of us have heard of freddie and fannie before last month even if you hadnt!

matt - 9:14 obama rightly calling out mccain on regulating banks

tom - 9:15 - DEREGULATORS!!!! mount up.

matt - 9:16 obama is “confident in the american economy.” sounds quite a bit like the current president.

tom - 9:17 - Mccain: “21st century? it isn’t 2100 up in this bitch”

jamie beth - 9:18 - is it just me, or is obama not doing so well?

matt - 9:18 mccain wants to buy mortgages in addition to the $700 billion bailout and the commercial paper facility? hmm, lot of money

matt - 9:18 john mccain is an importer/exporter

tom - 9:20 - you would think that the entire country is getting a boner for obama based on his pegging the ticker every time he opens his mouth.

matt - 9:20 obama with the first ticker peg on economy

matt - 9:22 every democrat that runs for president is the most liberal senator EVER

matt - 9:22 mccain flatline. MORE VIAGRA MY FRIENDS!

tom - 9:23 - mccain is like kiefer sutherland, he gets a rush from flatlining for as long as possible. he’s been doing it for weeks now, crushing keifer.

matt - 9:24 john mccain knows how to fix the american economy. i think it has to do with suspending his campaign.

tom - 9:24 - i wasn’t sure that cross burning counted as campaign activities!

jamie beth - 9:24 - he said NUCLEER! he said it! i heard it!

jamie beth - 9:25 - great kiefer ref, tom!

matt - 9:26 some in the live audience look like they burn crosses on the regular. moustache man, i’m looking at you.

tom - 9:27 - i was just looking at my records earlier. i bet john mccain doesnt have Last Poets or Gil Scott-Heron like i do. obama on the other hand……

jamie beth - 9:27 - point to barack for the jfk/man on the moon ref. nice one.

matt - 9:27 obama wants to go line by line. funny, that’s exactly what arnold schwarzenegger ran on in cali. that hasn’t gone all that well.

tom - 9:28 - line by line worked well for Paris Hilton though!

matt - 9:28 - 2 minutes ago mccain said we could have it all, now he says we’ll have to cut everything except defense

tom - 9:30 - GIT R DUN

jamie beth - 9:30 - going out on a limb here….i’m not sure they’re really talking about an “over head projector,” are they? really?

tom - 9:31 - do we need a nullus on “overhead projector”??!?!?!?!

matt - 9:31 obama brings up 9/11. i’m waiting for one of the cross burners in the audience to ask him if he was in on the planning.

jamie beth - 9:31 - 9/11?!!!!! who does barack think he is, rudy?!

matt - 9:32 - jamie beth, wouldn’t an R.E.M. man on the moon reference been better?

jamie beth - 9:32 - as a girl, nullus doesn’t pertain to me, right?

matt - 9:33 - can we get a sarah palin or tina fey cameo?

tom - 9:34 - i’d pay $5 for a palin-fey sex tape

tom - 9:35 - high on the hog. with lipstick on it. i mean sarah palin.

tom - 9:36 - mccain knows a thing or two about jello, its all his old ass can eat.

matt - 9:36 - hatchet or scalpel? in fairness, obama did well on fairness.

matt - 9:36 - nailing jello? mccain skipped debate prep and watched american pie

matt - 9:37 - is this a ticker or mccain’s ekg?

jamie beth - 9:37 - barack, PLEASE correct the small business thing before matt’s head pops off!

matt - 9:38 - tom brokaw “…but we negotiated….waahhhh.”

tom - 9:39 - negotiating is for wimps. obama’s first term? i guess he’s looking forward to facing off against Palin in ‘12…..

matt - 9:39 - obama doesn’t care about correcting republican lies that aren’t about him

matt - 9:40 - HOLY SHIT! he did it!

tom - 9:41 - i wonder why we don’t hear about private accounts anymore???

jamie beth - 9:41 - he may be correcting it, but it doesn’t sound like he really knows what he is talking about.

tom - 9:42 - joe six pack should relate to him then, right?

matt - 9:42 - mccain has a weird tip o’neill fascination. nullus and no necro.

jamie beth - 9:42 - “our wonderful ronald regan?!” are people buying this?

tom - 9:43 - the only thing wonderful about ronnie is how dead he is.

matt - 9:43 - mccain knows how to fix the economy and social security. i say we elect this guy. unfortunately the ticker is not going along.

matt - 9:44 - my “my friends” counter ran out of digits.

matt - 9:45 - obama just said computer when he meant internet. senior moment i guess.

tom - 9:46 - if he had said “teh interwebs” id have changed my mind and voted for him

jamie beth - 9:47 - HILARIOUS: he’s bitching about washington for the last 30 years and he’s been there for 26 of them. love it.

matt - 9:47 - well done on energy from obama

tom - 9:48 - so mccain will look at brokaw? why, because he is a white guy?

tom - 9:49 - “that one”????!?!?!!!!?#$#@% if obama doesnt sock him, he’s a punk.

matt - 9:49 - mccain referring to obama: “that one.” wow

jamie beth - 9:49 - do you think you john thinks “silicon valley” has something to do with fake boobs?

tom - 9:49 - he thinks its cindy’s cleavage

tom - 9:52 - obama sounding strong again on healthcare

matt - 9:52 - this is the first time i’m thankful for what all of the obamaniacs call “his legendary cool.” if mccain refereed to me as “that one,” it would be a wrap on that dude ever drawing another breath.

tom - 9:54 - wow, maybe i can drive to ohio to go to the doctor. sounds fucking awesome. is he fucking retarded!?!>?!?!?

tom - 9:55 - mccain needs a brain transplant, not a hair transplant

matt - 9:55 - i guess mccain’s campaign didn’t work out a signal for “ayyo, you’re flatlining, change it up!”

matt - 9:57 - ohio undecided women do not like obama calling out mccain’s SCHIP vote. wtf?

tom - 9:57 - pegging the ticker again

matt - 9:58 - ohio undecided men want to go on a mandate with obama. nullus.

tom - 10:00 - 4 corners of the earth? here i thought it was a sphere.

matt - 10:00 - mccain is up on the ticker for the first time tonight, and it was just after he pointed himself when he said “america’s greatest treasure.” strange.

tom - 10:03 - if people think obama is weak on foreign policy, it isnt showing on the ticker.

matt - 10:04 - i wonder if sarah palin knows what the obama doctrine is

tom - 10:05 - stress multilateralism. that is pretty much the antithesis of the bush doctrine.

tom - 10:06 - he is promising victory in iraq? didnt we already have that? mission accomplished?!?!

matt - 10:06 - mccain is probably cornholing petraeus. what other explanation is there?

matt - 10:08 - i don’t want to exacerbate our reputation either. it sounds bad whatever it is

tom - 10:09 - i think that exacerbating our reputation is exactly what would happen if mccain gets elected.

matt - 10:10 i feel a lot better after seeing the secret service agents standing behind the bleachers. some of these bald dudes could be packing. nullus.

tom - 10:11 - those afghan freedom fighters like osama bin laden. is anyone buying this?

matt - 10:11 - 5 minutes ago mccain said his hero was saint ronnie, now it’s teddy roosevelt. my friends, that is hero worship you can believe in.

tom - 10:13 - massive nullus on carrying a big stick

matt - 10:13 - i might be slipping into a coma

matt - 10:14 - jesus, could brokaw be more in the bag for mccain? i haven’t heard him interrupt mccain once, but every time obama tries to talk there’s no time left. wtf?

tom - 10:14 - now obama isnt fucking around anymore. he is taking control of this.

matt - 10:15 - bomb bomb iran. that is the knockout.

tom - 10:15 - the beach boys suck anyway

matt - 10:16 - mccain knows how to fix the economy, fix social security, and get bin laden. it would have been awesome if he had been in a position of power in for the last 30 years. oh wait.

matt - 10:17 - brokaw just crushed my hopes when he said that one of these guys will be president next

tom - 10:18 - he really does have a hardon for petraeus. very weird.

matt - 10:20 - fantastic grinning by obama. i really don’t see how this hasn’t degenerated into violence yet.

matt - 10:20 - both of these idiots want georgia in nato. war with russia would be so hot right now.

tom - 10:22 - thank god they cant just wave their hands and have them be in there!

tom - 10:22 - georgia is in florida, dumbass

matt - 10:23 - obama wants moral support for poles. with positions like that, he should really be for gay marriage.

matt - 10:24 - a very firm united states of america.

tom - 10:25 - if firmness is what we want, maybe palin is the right person for the job? she gets most guys at least at half mast.

matt - 10:25 - “preconditions” is a word i have heard about enough this campaign

tom - 10:30 - giving these guys a shot at philosophizing is a win for obama, no question.

matt - 10:31 if obama is doing as well with other men as he is with these ohio undecideds, you can stick a fork in this election right now.

tom - 10:33 - countries we don’t know where they are on a map. you mean like Spain, john? i think he is talking about known unknowns right now, but i am not sure.

matt - 10:34 - thank heavens. i was hoping brokaw was going to announce his retirement

tom - 10:35 - i dont think this performance is going to do anything for mccain’s campaign. i think we are going to continue to see his numbers dropping. i think there is going to be some serious analysis of mccain’s demeanor tonight that is going to hurt him further.