First VP Debate Live Blog

by tom at 6:01 pm on October 2nd, 2008 in 2008 Presidential, Lipstick on a Pig

Greetings and love…… to one and all! Jamie Beth will be joining me for this live blog tonight, should be a lot of fun with Ms. Palin in the house. Let’s do this!

tom – 9:03 – What do we need economists for when we have soccer moms? I thought she was a hockey mom anyway. Which is it?

tom – 9:08 – so far Palin’s comments sound memorized to me, either that or this is a robot imposter. “Maverick” count already 2 or 3, she’s dropping them too fast to tell.

jamie beth – 9:10 – joe is going to say “john mccain voted with bush 99% of the time”

tom – 9:10 – fuck joe six pack, i want barack 40 oz up in this motherfucker

jamie beth – 9:11 – “never again” — does she know that’s a holocaust reference. i wonder if she believes there was a holocaust.

jamie beth – 9:13 – you are going to get blasted for the 40 oz comment…but it is funny!

jamie beth – 9:15 – “i’m not going to answer the questions” can we just call the debate now?

tom – 9:15 – if this is class war, what was the Bolshevik revolution?

tom – 9:17 – i’ll take more taxes if i can get a small business that generates $250k+ for me

tom – 9:18 – “ah, the private sector”

jamie beth – 9:19 – why are uncommitted ohio voters falling for this?

tom – 9:19 – you’ve obviously not been to ohio before. there’s a church every 1/3 of a block. theyre not the brightest bulbs on the christmastree festooned with ornaments.

jamie beth – 9:20 – $5000 income tax credit is just for people who make enough to pay taxes, right?

tom – 9:20 – biden is taking the “making sense” route and dropping funny lines about bridges to nowhere. win.

jamie beth – 9:21 – bridge to nowhere ref — LOVE IT!

jamie beth – 9:22 – matt — he can’t air her out or they will call him ‘mean.’ damn bitches.

tom – 9:22 – if he airs her out, her head will deflate on national teevee. we can’t have that can we?

tom – 9:24 – collecting $200 for passing Go doesn’t have shit to do with breaking up monopolies

tom – 9:26 – $600B, hey you could bail out an economy with that much money!

jamie beth – 9:27 – i have only been at this for 5 weeks and they haven’t prepped me on anything before that time and frankly, i wasn’t paying attention because, hell, even i don’t think i’m qualified for this and didn’t see it coming. oops!

tom – 9:29 – my man doug says: “i wish justin timberlake was the moderater and he caused another wardrobe malfunction.” hear, hear.

jamie beth – 9:32 – it’s like i predicted, all offense, no defense. she’s just reading off her talking points. the sad thing is, i don’t think people realize that the ability to debate, really debate, is actually a sign of smarts. right now people are thinking, hey, she doesn’t look so bad, but she’s not playing by the rules because she’s not up to playing by the rules and that’s a problem.

tom – 9:32 – it’s a long night for me already, trying to tell what she is saying hurts my head.

jamie beth – 9:33 – my friend carmen (female, cuban, democrat) says: Carmen wonders if Palin knows she will NOT be getting a Tiara at the end of this debate…

tom – 9:34 – i think it might have been harder if obama picked joe budden for VP

jamie beth – 9:35 – you can’t be proud of drill baby drill, can you? can you?!

jamie beth – 9:36 – ifil looks pissed.

tom – 9:37 – black people love sarah palin

jamie beth – 9:38 – “some of my best friends are….different…..” WHATEVER!

tom – 9:39 – indeed they can, matt. what is so great about the word “marriage” anyway? WTF. they probably give each other handjobs on the campaign plane anyway, theyre self loathing.

tom – 9:42 – not being a fan of abortion, you’d think Palin and McCain would be all about pulling out. wow, what a rehearsed answer she just gave.

tom – 9:43 – nullus on “pegging the ticker”

tom – 9:46 – “Joker, I’ve told you, we run two basic stories here. Grunts who give half their pay to buy gooks toothbrushes and deodorants–Winning of Hearts and Minds–okay? And combat action that results in a kill–Winning the War. Now you must have seen blood trails… drag marks?”

jamie beth – 9:48 – so interesting that the ohio uncommitteds don’t give a crap about israel. love it!

tom – 9:50 – i wonder if anyone was thinking biden was a bad choice right now? he is dropping more substance than obama was.

jamie beth – 9:52 – i don’t think she’s even listening to what he’s saying, i think she is zoned out studying her talking points.

tom – 9:53 – as opposed to her typically zoned out state

tom – 9:54 – she thinks the Bush administration did something right? i didn’t think they had crack in alaska

jamie beth – 9:56 – OHIO really doen’t give a shit about israel, do they? i’m starting to worry that the jews are going to be the swing vote here and i know far too many jews who think obama is a muslim and therefore anti-israel.

tom – 9:58 – i think guys on the ticker are mistaking “approval” for “getting a semi”

tom – 10:02 – do you think Palin knows where Bosnia is? i don’t!

tom – 10:03 – Palin is gonna say “nullus on ‘in Chad’”

tom – 10:06 – is Palin gonna get back to us on that? i can wait till late november, she should have more time on her hands around then….

jamie beth – 10:07 – does she know we lost in vietnam? what war does mccain know how to win?!

tom – 10:08 – did they coach her on what “Bush Doctrine” means?

tom – 10:10 – the winking thing is kinda giving me a semi.

tom – 10:11 – joe budden don’t be hanging out in Home Depot

tom – 10:12 – the new tactic for McCain: Palin is part black, too. didn’t you see her giving shoutouts on national teevee the other night?

tom – 10:14 – McCain already tapped that? now we know why he chose her.

jamie beth – 10:16 – bravo Tom, bravo

tom – 10:16 – thanks ;)

tom – 10:19 – her world view? you mean the Palin Doctrine?

jamie beth – 10:20 – democracy, freedom, tolerance, equal rights….are those all the buzz words i was supposed to say?!

tom – 10:21 – Biden almost cried, pegged the ticker, and i think that seals this deal. “Maverick” count is off the chart.

jamie beth – 10:23 – biden almost cried, right? he also managed to mention that he only owns one house, right?

tom – 10:24 – against a weaker foe, i think Palin might have done alright. biden is absolutely killing it.

jamie beth – 10:24 – is this almost over? i’m hungry….

jamie beth – 10:28 – it appears she may have lost ohio for mccain. that would make me soooooo happy.

jamie beth – 10:29 – who is this “diverse” family she keeps referring to? are there more kids out there we don’t know about?!

tom – 10:30 – she keeps smiling. it is really weird, even when she is talking about things that are quite grim.

jamie beth – 10:31 – ohio is really not interested in her, but i have to say, biden looks a little smitten.

tom – 10:31 – he said “in the hole” and “abroad”, i think he too is trying to tap that

tom – 10:32 – the Katie Couric filter is a little known filter that makes everything you say near her come out like you’re retarded.

tom – 10:33 – well that was much more entertaining than the pres debate. i think this was clearly a win for Biden, though Palin wasn’t quite as embarassing as she could have been. i wanna thank Jamie Beth for doing this with me this time, hopefully she will be up for it again for the next Presidential debate!

Peace in the Middle East

Comments

  1. jamiebeth wrote:

    jamie beth would like to know if choosing a woman to moderate this debate is fishy.

  2. matt wrote:

    if this is sasha baron cohen playing palin, he did a good job shaving.

  3. Kayla wrote:

    I don’t believe think she believes there was a Holocaust because she can’t imagine that many Jews existing in the first place. It would blow her little mind.

  4. sarabeth wrote:

    Mind? What pray is a mind?

  5. matt wrote:

    gwen to biden: “how is that not class warfare”

    here we go.

  6. sarabeth wrote:

    I don’t have a TV where I am right now (bliss!). If she strikes an “arms abimbo” pose at any point, I really want to know.

  7. matt wrote:

    at some pint biden’s going to air her out…right?

  8. roofus wrote:

    capitalism is kewl

  9. matt wrote:

    if they keep letting her ignore everything and give her stump speech, this is going to be a long night for biden.

  10. Kayla wrote:

    Energy is supposed to be Palin’s highlight. Everytime she speaks about it, the uncommitted Ohio Voters being focus-grouped on CNN drop interest in her.

  11. matt wrote:

    joe budden for VP! pump it up!

  12. matt wrote:

    i’m hungry for oil.

    also i can’t take another 4/8/12/16 years of new-clee-ur

  13. Mark wrote:

    Plain to see Democrats at work in here. And Biden is Mr. Honesty? Give me a break! He has a lot worse record than her.

  14. doug wrote:

    those gays can’t visit each other in hospitals?

  15. patita wrote:

    Alaska is hit with more climate change issues than say, Florida or Louisiana? Really now.

  16. matt wrote:

    biden and obama can go fuck themselves on gay marriage.

  17. jamiebeth wrote:

    bring it mark — you don’t just throw a bomb and walk away, or do you?

  18. Melissa wrote:

    She doesn’t seem to be doing well, she comes off as nervous and poorly prepared. People want to hear about specific actions planned, stats and voting records

  19. Kayla wrote:

    Using words like rape and baby….trying too hard to connect to women.

  20. jamiebeth wrote:

    @ kayla — very interesting.

  21. matt wrote:

    wow, biden is pegging the ticker on iraq.

  22. jamiebeth wrote:

    @ matt — i know, right?! she, not so much…

  23. tom wrote:

    BTW mark, i am not a democrat.

  24. matt wrote:

    nullus in biden obama hojos

  25. matt wrote:

    TICKER PEGGER!

  26. jamiebeth wrote:

    @ matt — and the men love him more than the women do. no homo. nullus. whatevs.

  27. matt wrote:

    yes, sarah, i blame petraeus as well

  28. matt wrote:

    i wish the ticker was more like a polygraph.

  29. tom wrote:

    now THAT is a good idea

  30. matt wrote:

    women’s rights to buy their own rape kits.

  31. stegall wrote:

    There is a reason there have only been 7 vp debates. Oh my this is horrible.

  32. matt wrote:

    this debate would be over if joe budden was on the mic

  33. jamiebeth wrote:

    OMG – she does believe there was a holocaust — SHAME ON ME!

  34. doug wrote:

    I’ve seen some atrocious Biden quotes in the news but he seems to be saying some real shit at the moment.

  35. tom wrote:

    unless McCain’s VP choice was GZA

  36. Kayla wrote:

    BI-DEN! BI-DEN! BI-DEN! BI-DEN!

  37. matt wrote:

    yes, GZA would carve up budden.

  38. Stegall wrote:

    I wonder who Bristel Palin made sure who came first?

  39. matt wrote:

    ok, here we go. this is the palin from the couric interviews.

  40. robbo wrote:

    nucular? *sigh*

  41. doug wrote:

    nucular

  42. Kayla wrote:

    Facts do remember, Biden. Thank you for talking some common sense.

  43. jamiebeth wrote:

    @ doug — can you clarify “real shit” please? i think i know what you mean, but i’m not sure.

  44. Chris wrote:

    Palin is the old-skool VP stereotype…plus she looks like she thinks she’s at a beauty contest Q&A…..the Chesire cat smile is grating…….

  45. Lisa wrote:

    [noo-klee-er, nyoo- or, by metathesis, -kyuh-ler]

  46. matt wrote:

    >the Chesire cat smile is grating

    aye.

  47. Lisa wrote:

    Per dictionary: both are proper pronunciations: noo-klee-er, nyoo- or, by metathesis, -kyuh-ler

  48. stegall wrote:

    Like bristel pailin has a good stomach for a baby right now.

  49. tom wrote:

    and donkey nut, at least i suspect

  50. Lisa wrote:

    why does biden keep talking about himself? I think he is under the mistaken impression that HE is running for office.

  51. stegall wrote:

    Did you know that the term joe 6pack means the average moron american with the IQ lower then 60.

  52. jamiebeth wrote:

    @ lisa – he IS running for office. duh.
    perhaps he’s talking about himself because he has, gasp, experience!

  53. Chris wrote:

    …we’re an hour in…..I think it’s better than the first Presidential debate….

  54. tom wrote:

    what about joe eightball? or joe crackrock? or joe $20 sack?

  55. matt wrote:

    Metathesis doesn’t make it right.

  56. Lisa wrote:

    He is running for VP and should be supporting Obama’s record, not his own. He’s an egomaniac.

  57. doug wrote:

    @jamielynn
    he’s not saying things like ‘rich people need to be more patriotic and give more money’

  58. Lisa wrote:

    Chris: agreed. Much better.

  59. sherri wrote:

    I support Obama, but Sarah Paleface made sure she identifies with the Hockey Moms by naming them in the first five minutes of the debate.

    She is sidling up to middle America, who play hockey….all the time. I’m from Minnesota, though I don’t live there now….She sounds like she’s from Fargo and your right, that’s who she’s going for…

  60. Lisa wrote:

    Metathesis makes it acceptable. Its a dialect. Like saying “crik” instead of “creek”.

  61. doug wrote:

    sorry i mean jamiebeth!

  62. chris wrote:

    ….” not used to the way ya guys operate…..”

    huh? Is this a SCTV skit? eh? Bob and Doug McKenzie?

    …she’s a little too folksy…..????

  63. matt wrote:

    >Metathesis makes it acceptable

    no, it doesn’t. it makes you a moron

  64. jamiebeth wrote:

    thanks for the clarification, doug, but you just demoted me to a spear. sigh.

  65. matt wrote:

    joe biden spends a lot of time at home depot. someone should tell him that they support republicans.

  66. doug wrote:

    GONNA GIVE A SHOUTOUT TO ALL MY PEEPS

  67. tom wrote:

    big ups wasila

  68. sarabeth wrote:

    Lisa @ 45, 47: but once your pronunciation has metathesized, how many months do you have to live?

  69. matt wrote:

    john mccain tapped her? DEVELOPING!

  70. jwan wrote:

    SHOUT OUT!!!!

  71. Lisa wrote:

    No need for name-calling, Matt.

  72. matt wrote:

    you must be new here.

  73. Chris wrote:

    At least they’re “friendly” towards each other and make more eye contact than O and Mc…..

  74. Lisa wrote:

    sarabeth: good one!

  75. Lisa wrote:

    Maybe I am, Matt, but that is all the more reason to be a little bit more welcoming and kind. Or is this some exclusive club?

  76. stegall wrote:

    Did she own a brothel?

  77. tom wrote:

    here, we are elitists who value knowledge

  78. matt wrote:

    lots of tapping…is palin signaling that she is the pr0n secretary?

  79. sarabeth wrote:

    are you sure you don’t mean godo one?

  80. Stegall wrote:

    What is she saying is her weakness?

  81. Lisa wrote:

    well, then I suppose that I am unwelcome here :P

    I am a populist who values honesty.

  82. Lisa wrote:

    Is he going to cry???

  83. matt wrote:

    they should be whispering to palin that “maverick” isn’t cutting it with ohio undecideds

  84. matt wrote:

    policy and partisanship? the wheels are coming off.

  85. Benjamin wrote:

    “McCain is the maverick man we need to leave … uh, I mean lead” LOVE IT!

  86. chris wrote:

    she’s a little too saccharine in her answers…too much prose and promise…

  87. Lisa wrote:

    I have to say, Biden is a gifted speaker. He’s a much better speaker than Obama.

  88. chris wrote:

    still…….I think SP has done well…..scripted and prepared? You bet. JB is a little better off the cuff….but she seems so rigid in her replies. Still think it’s better than the first Pres. debate….

    I’ve definitely watched this debate, as I’m sure you all have….pretty good……and a good live blog; I’m glad I found it……

  89. matt wrote:

    FILTER! MSM!

  90. jamiebeth wrote:

    @ chris – thank you much!

  91. Lisa wrote:

    Yes, this has been great; you guys were at the top of the search engine results when I looked for “vp debate live”. Good job.

  92. doug wrote:

    biden gives a shout out to god in his closing statements

  93. tom wrote:

    jesus is his homeboy

  94. matt wrote:

    nice job jamie beth and tom!

  95. tom wrote:

    thx for having us dood

  96. sarabeth wrote:

    thanks for being had

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