Rising To Much Misunderstood McCain’s Defense

People are apparently wondering why Honest John doesn’t suspend his campaign and ride to the rescue all over again (seeing as how we still have a crisis, and he cannot, by his own heartfelt admission, “carry on a campaign as though this dangerous situation had not occurred, or as though a solution were at hand, which it clearly is not”).

We’re sorry to have to point out that all the people who are wondering this are retarded. Johnny ain’t going to be ridin’ till there’s some incipient deal for him to thoroughly screw up again. Otherwise, what’s the point?