No, You Must be Don Francisco’s Sister

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“Presidential” debate (9/26/08):

OBAMA: Well, I think Senator McCain’s absolutely right that we need more responsibility…
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OBAMA: Well, Senator McCain is absolutely right that the earmarks process has been abused…
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OBAMA: And he’s also right that oftentimes lobbyists and special interests are the ones that are introducing these kinds of requests…
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OBAMA: Now, John mentioned the fact that business taxes on paper are high in this country, and he’s absolutely right.
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OBAMA: But John is right we have to make cuts.
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OBAMA: Senator McCain is absolutely right that the violence has been reduced as a consequence of the extraordinary sacrifice of our troops and our military families.
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OBAMA: And, John, I — you’re absolutely right that presidents have to be prudent in what they say.
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OBAMA: Now, Senator McCain is also right that it’s difficult. This is not an easy situation. You’ve got cross-border attacks against U.S. troops.
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OBAMA: Senator McCain is absolutely right, we cannot tolerate a nuclear Iran.
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OBAMA: No, actually, I think Senator McCain and I agree for the most part on these issues.
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OBAMA: And I have to say, Senator McCain and I, I think agree on the importance of energy…

I really just can’t get enough of hearing the supposed Democratic candidate say that the Republican candidate is “absolutely right.” This farce would be so much more entertaining if Woody Allen was writing it.

Love and Death (1975):

Napoleon: This is an honor for me.
Boris: No, it’s a greater honor for me.
Napoleon: No, a greater honor for me.
Boris: No, it’s a greater honor for me.
Napoleon: No, a greater honor for ME.
Boris: Well, perhaps you’re right. Perhaps it IS a greater honor for you.
Napoleon: And you must be Don Francisco’s sister.
Sonja: No, you must be Don Francisco’s sister.
Napoleon: No, you must be Don Francisco’s sister.
Sonja: No, you must be Don Francisco’s sister.
Boris: No, it’s a greater honor for me.
Napoleon: I see our Spanish guests have a sense of humor.
Boris: She’s a great kidder.
Sonja: No, you’re a great kidder.
Boris: No, you’re Don Francisco’s sister.