Ain’t Bangin’ Shit but the Table

Back in January, I relayed an email exchange with a former reader/current Obama supporter, who was imploring me to “join the movement” and using the occasion of Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. Day to do it. I responded with a link to “Ultimately a genuine leader is not a searcher for consensus, but a molder of consensus.” where I discuss Obama and King. The response, which should be familiar to anyone following my attempts to debate Obama supporters over the last few years, came back: “What can I say? Its where I stand.”

Several months later I sent over a link to Paid the (Opportunity) Cost to be the Boss because it was my first major Obama post in a while, and I was curious to hear her opinion.

I didn’t notice that I hadn’t received a response until Sunday, when the following exchange took place:

[redacted]: I know I’m hella late responding to your email but frankly I stopped reading you when you went into lynching Obama. Images like this are helpful though. Thanks. McCain/Palin in ’08! Woo hoo!

MC: You know, I need to fill the hours between my crucifixions, inquisitions, internments, killing fields, and holocausts.
Trying to decide if it would be funnier if you were serious or kidding.

[redacted]: Whatever works for you, massa.

MC: Can’t say being accused of being a racist after detailing my political differences with a presidential candidate works all that well for me.

[redacted]: In all seriousness and with all due respect, please go fuck yourself. Thanks so much.

Now I’m quite used to being called a racist for my opposition to Obama, and after four years of it, I should be. But the word “lynch” has just one definition:

To execute without due process of law, especially to hang, as by a mob.

So in addition to being a one-man mob, I’ve executed someone sans trial, and did it solely with words, on the internets no less. Ok…

In a world where Hans von Spakovsky, the former Justice Department official and current employee of the U.S. Commission on Civil Rights has decided that his main goal in life is to prevent minorities from voting, and all those right-wing pundits and politicians felt comfortable letting their (Confederate) flags fly after Katrina, I’m the fucking problem here? Words stand for things, and when people misuse them this blatantly, it reduces their meaning. I’ve mentioned race and Obama exactly once in a post, and that was when Obama threw Don “Nappy headed hos” Imus a lifeline by turning the focus away from the shock jock (nullus) and towards…the black community who Obama said were “complicit in diminishing ourselves.”

I guess this would all be easier to understand if this weren’t coming from someone who allegedly earns a living from…wait for it…writing, and has in the past shown (in the comment section of this very blog) something approaching political comprehension. Instead, it gets filed with the other accusatory email, alongside the guy who wants to “knock [my] fucking teeth out of [my] mouth”, the guy who accepted and then reneged on a challenge and then resorted to name-calling, and the other guy who accepted the challenge and then promptly evaporated.

I get that people have strong feelings for Obama and against the alternative. I get that some people are projecting their beliefs onto him. What is truly beyond me is the attitude that you can fervently support a candidate – to the point of threatening violence or accusing a non-believer of murder – yet show no ability/inclination to defend your own position. I just keep picturing a defense lawyer refusing to actually advocate for his client, instead looking at the jury and repeatedly saying “he can’t be guilty, just look at him.” It’s what you do when you don’t have a case, not when you think your case is airtight. And to a certain extent, I sympathize. After all, it’s not like Obama is arming his fanatics with anything more than buzzwords and jargon. Still reverting to racially-charged name-calling and threats seems a bit silly when it’s substituted for debate. I’d never think of attacking a physicist who, say, didn’t believe in string theory by calling him a hater and telling him I’ll smash in his windshield. I’d either learn enough to refute him on the merits or suffer in silence, because to do otherwise would just be embarrassing.

This is why people mock Obama as being messiah-like: few of his supporters show the capacity for independent thought, and none of them truck non-believers. I guess that’s all in the game, but I think accusing me of lynching Obama is a few steps out of bounds, especially when there is no support for such an allegation. I’m doing the same thing I’ve always done and will always do here, advocating my beliefs, and calling out public figures who are full of shit. I’m not going to fall in line because the Democratic party happened to nominate a nominal (at best) Democrat. Never that.

So keep it coming, I’m sure there are other names I can be called and crimes of which I can be accused. It’s certainly easier than taking the challenge

Comments

  1. sac says:

    You voting for Obama?

  2. matt says:

    very unlikely. i almost changed my mind during his convention speech, but then he reverted to post-partisan fluff.

  3. sac says:

    So third-party, then? I suppose it doesn’t matter since we’re in California, I’m just curious. If we were in a swing state, would that affect your choice? It would mine, and in addition, I’d be pissed at you.

    Of course, I’m assuming here. You could be sitting this one out, in which case my swing state scenario would remain the same.

  4. matt says:

    i can’t support any of the third party candidates either. i wish the libertarians hadn’t shit all over themselves by running bob barr.

    i’m content to vote my awesome congresswoman (Jackie Speier) into her first full term, and vote against the parental consent and gay marriage ban initiatives. i’m also donating money and time to anti-marriage ban organizations.

    living in a swing state would make my decision much more difficult, but i can’t say that it would change my mind. it’s a fair question that i just don’t know the answer to.

    damn it, this was supposed to be the space for death threats, not Q&A.

  5. DCeiver says:

    Dude, you know I like this blog, and I like you, and I’ve got problem with what you’re doing. I value a healthy degree of Obama skepticism. That’s cool. I get that you have a read on things, and that’s great.

    But, seriously, this has sort of become about you strutting around with your pretty dick out.

    Yeah, you’ve issued challenges. It’s REAL Kanye vs. Fitty. You got a few weak people out there, responding weakly. Kudos! You’ve found yourself some people who aren’t that great at forming thoughts and whose worldviews are shaped by shallow simplicity. And you found them on the internet of all places! A real astounding achievement. However will you spend that MacArthur Genius Grant that’s sure to wending your way?

    Back when the primaries were young, I took the time to make up my mind. John Edwards, I sized up as a pretty hollow guy, who made a better case for his wife than he ever did for himself. My impression was more or less borne out. I thought HRC placed a higher interest in The Clinton Brand than anything else, and I thought she had surrounded herself with some of the most cynical people in politics. I feel pretty good today with my read on that.

    I liked Obama, I liked Biden. I really like Chris Dodd – the right amount of experience, political courage, and he could rock an education policy talking point like no one else. I’d have been real proud to cast a primary vote for him, but by the time that travelling road show got to the Old Dominion, he was out of the race, and I didn’t feel like grandstanding.

    What do I like about Obama? The comity he brought to the Harvard Law Review, which was rocked by fractiousness prior to his stewardship. I like the work he did in the Illinois State Senate on death penalty reform, that took real political legwork to bring about. I’m a big big fan of Matt Yglesias’ HEADS IN THE SAND, and, across all dimensions of foreign policy thought, Obama’s the one guy who seems like he’s read it, and GETS it. I’m a real big fan of his take on urban issues, from transit to regional transport to infrastructure to housing. I used to work for a national service organization, and am excited by his work in that area. I have a performing arts degree, and to the best of my knowledge, Obama is the only candidate who’s written a platform in support of the arts.

    Don’t like some of the noob moves that pervade his repertoire. Hated the columns. Hated the Hawaii vacation. Not as strong as I’d like on gay rights. REALLY hated the FISA position. Needs more women in prominent positions in his campaign. REALLY needs to bring Samantha Power back. Gets sucked into the wrong frays too often. Doesn’t always step in to the right ones.

    I could have said these things to you, long ago, whilst you were out here on the internet, issuing challenges, bravely taking the demonstrably weak-minded to task for their demonstrably weak minds, convincing yourself that somehow, there was a divine truth that only you saw, and the rest of the world had gone vacuous on you. Why didn’t I take you up on your challenge? Really, dude, I ain’t gonna lie: I just had better things to do. But tonight I thought, WTF? My wife’s not home yet, TiVo’s getting PROJECT RUNWAY, let’s indulge a fellow blogger. Let’s do so, even though I know that in the end, it’s not really gonna be worth it. What’s the point? You’ve gone and built your insurmountable challenge, and I know in advance I won’t meet it. That’s okay, though! Only my challenges mean anything to me.

    Anyway, I’ll let you go back to admiring the heft of your dick in your hands. As soon as you muster up the sack to tug it once or twice, you’ll bust that nut of yours, and we can all move on.

  6. matt says:

    >And you found them on the internet of all places!

    in real life as well. i try to engage every obama t-shirt i come across. i also have pro-obama friends who while otherwise bright can’t make the argument either. how about you do it? that list doesn’t get it done because it’s just a list. the central point is his compromise/bipartisan fetish and its application in the real world. even more than this, it’s his priorities, and what he would risk his candidacy/presidency for. i need to know things like this, and so do his supporters. bet you can’t name one.

    >there was a divine truth that only you saw

    it’s not just me. you know this.

    >Only my challenges mean anything to me.

    you’ve proven that, and only that.

    as for your ending metaphor, you’ve completely baffled me. i take absolutely no pleasure in this. i’d much rather be wrong, and i’d pay for someone coming here and rubbing my face in my wrongness. problem is, no one has.

  7. matt says:

    also, seriously, you know the rules around here. you can’t mention my or anyone else’s package without a no homo. especially when you bring heft into the equation.

  8. tom says:

    i think the prettiness of your cock comment deserved much more nullus than the heft of it one.

  9. matt says:

    maybe, but now i have a new dilemma: i can’t tell if it’s more pretty or more hefty. no juelz.

  10. sac says:

    Matt, those Obama fans you engage on the street; what is your goal with them? To dissuade them from voting for him? If so, do you really think that’s a good idea?

  11. matt says:

    >what is your goal with them?

    scientific curiosity. i’m not trying to specifically dissuade anyone from voting, not even here. i am trying to get people to activate their brains and realize that they really don’t know what they’re getting themselves (and more importantly me) into. but when it comes to strangers, i’m trying to get them to persuade me that they actually have anything resembling a case.

  12. Jennifer says:

    Personally, I am really tired of seeing, Obama’s pictures pasted all over web pages! Why is this happening? Is his campain paying them for their support; or because he is paying for the advertising polls? Either way; the money comes from some where that and someone, is keeping secret! I wonder who?
    Either way,
    Obama will soon be runnig off with his tail tucked into his pants, and putting on water wings to try and stay afloat?
    He is such a major Loser to the “True” American citizens. We don’t trust cheaters or liers, in small town America! That is why our votes will count.
    Yet he just keeps getting away with his lies, his Mob cronies in Chicago, his over seas money laundry services, stealing your money from Fannie-mae and Freddie-mac.
    The about mentioned facts: have been reported time and time again on new’s reports on every channel. How more of these FACTS are you going to ignore? People are you deaf?
    In the past few days; we have all taken notice of President Bush’s plans to bailout Fanni-mae and Freddie-mac.
    In my estimation: Obama should have to repay these institutions, He is the who sold you out! If you lose your house; the blame should be put upon Obama’s head; Not President Bush!
    Maybe, you need a good swift kick in your idiosyncrasy butt!!.
    And, I for one, know just the lady to do it! Obama has NO balls in comparison to Sarah Palin!
    You go girl! The more you slam this woman with you back stabbing. The more powerful you make her!

  13. sarabeth says:

    If you lose your house; the blame should be put upon Obama’s head

    This lady is chanelling McCain, isn’t she?