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Dana Perino in the morning press gaggle yesterday:

Well, the President is going to continue to talk about energy, yes.

Too bad that no one is looking into presidential hot air as a possible energy source. The supply is practically inexhaustible. And if you ignore how badly America and ordinary Americans are getting screwed by this president, it’s also free.

The technology, once perfected, could presumably be easily modified to tap into presidential candidate hot air too.

Maybe it’s still not too late for the administration to launch a crash program? And surely the announcement would give the oil market that much-needed psychological boost, and bring down the price of gas at the pump right away?

As an added bonus, the next President could declare a national emergency — since our dependence on foreign oil is a clear endangerment of our national security — and have George W. Bush and John Sidney McCain III removed to a secret secure location, there to launch a crash cloning program.

In no time at all, America could be self-sufficient in energy.