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The DCeiver: An Experiment

1. Take out your iPod (or Zune, I guess…really, who buys a Zune?)
2. Press shuffle songs.
3. Answer the following: a) How many songs before you come to one that would absolutely disqualify you from being President? b) What is that song?
4. Leave your answers.

Now, ordinarily I don’t mess with these little quizzes, but The DCeiver has touched on one of my favorite topics, and I am a natural born U.S. citizen just past 35 years of age…

So I went down to the car and disconnected my 160GB iPod and shook it up. The first two songs were a German dub techno track, Maurizio’s “M4.5″, and Eddie Amador’s “House Music”, both out of the mainstream, but probably not disqualifying.

I imagine however that the third track would pretty much be a wrap…

Kenika - “Drag Em Outside”

I’d lose the entire Republican vote, most women (probably including my sister and Dr. Kate) and be left with Houston rap fans who have not been dragged out of a club by Kenika. I am a uniter, not a divider, after all.