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Ronaldo sorry for encounter with cross-dressing prostitutes AP (5/4/08):

Brazilian star Ronaldo says he’s sorry, embarrassed and ashamed about his highly publicized encounter a week ago with three cross-dressing prostitutes, calling it the biggest mistake of his life.

In an interview on Brazil’s Globo TV, the AC Milan striker on Sunday denied claims by one of the prostitutes that he had sex with them and used drugs, but admitted the incident will haunt the rest of his career.

“It was an isolated and stupid act,” the three-time FIFA Player of the Year said on Globo’s hugely popular “Fantastico” program. “I’m sorry and ashamed.”

In a halting voice, Ronaldo said he wasn’t aware the prostitutes were cross-dressers until he got to a motel with them, discovered they were men and decided not to have sex with them because he is heterosexual.

Well, as long as it was just straight whore-f*cking.

Believe it or not, that’s not the funny part of the story:

The motel manager — identified only as Luisa — said Ronaldo, who was dressed and appeared to be sober, tried to get rid of the prostitutes after realizing they were men.
She told police Ronaldo offered the prostitutes $600 to end the incident, but they would not accept dollars. The manager then converted the money into Brazilian reals for Ronaldo…

The U.S. dollar: not accepted by Brazilian tranny hookers since 2002. Heckuva strong dollar policy!