And Saddam Hussein Cleaned His Shoes
by matt at 6:00 am on April 2nd, 2008 in 2008 Presidential, Barack Obama, i can has nukular futbolObama Bowls for Pennsylvania Voters - AP (3/30/08):
On his first warm-up ball, [Senator Robert] Casey rolled a gutter ball. Obama’s first ball flew well off his hand but also ended up in the gutter. On his second try, he knocked down four pins.
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Obama did improve, nearly getting a strike in one frame, and in the seventh, picking up a spare, giving him a score of 37. Casey had a score of 71 after getting a strike, and Hart, with one less frame, racked up a score of 82.
37? I could stand at the scoring table and kick bowling balls down the lane and get a better score than that. And if anyone feels lucky, I’ll entertain bets on this with proceeds going to a Congressional candidate of my choosing if I win and Obama if I lose. How’s that for stakes?

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