Don’t waste your evening listening first to Bush, and then to all the flatulent windbags who will come on to explain to you what Bush just told you.

Here’s the short version of what Bush will say:
— Economy: resilient
— State of the Union: rosy
— Surge: a great success
— Iraq: resurgent
— Democrats: traitors, wimps, terrorist-lovers, obstructionist bill-passers, damn veto-forcers