Ten Worst Events of 2007
by sarabeth at 6:00 am on January 2nd, 2008 in Bush Man Date 1. George Bush was the President of the United States on 1.1.2007.
2. George Bush was not impeached.
3. George Bush did not resign.
4. George Bush was not certified and institutionalized.
5. George Bush was not forced out of office by a juicy sex scandal.
6. George Bush was not indicted for rape, despite what he has continued to do to the Constitution.
7. George Bush was not magically transported to heaven by an act of God.
8. George Bush was not surrounded (at a safe distance, held back by the Secret Service) by snarling mobs every time he stepped out of the White House.
9. George Bush was not slapped in the face and told “Shame on you, George Bush” by every woman who came within spitting distance of him.
10. George Bush was still the President of the United States on 12.31.2007.
jamiebeth wrote:
thanks for helping me smile through it, sb. happy new year!
Posted 02 Jan 2008 at 5:14 pm ¶
sarabeth wrote:
The very same to you, jamie.
And to all our readers too.
May all your wishes be horses!
Posted 02 Jan 2008 at 9:03 pm ¶