Funny story for you. Rudee Giuliani‘s recent clients have included:
• “someone who helped Khalid Sheikh Muhammad”
• “Hugo Chavez, the head of Venezuela”, that is to say “Citgo, which is run by Hugo Chavez”
• “a Las Vegas developer … who had a close relationship with a Hong Kong billionaire who was close with Kim Jung Il”

You don’t think that’s funny? Then you’re clearly not on the same wavelength as Rudee. He thinks it’s hilarious! He giggled his sides off when asked about these clients by Tim Russert.