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Last Monday, Rudee stoutly defended his good buddy, Bernie “Mafia Connections” Kerik:

Sure, there were issues, but if I have the same degree of success and failure as president of the United States, this country will be in great shape,

But as ABC News informed us,

A federal indictment against former police commissioner Bernard Kerik is expected as early as this Friday. …

The sources say Kerik has told his close friends and members of his legal team that he expects the potential indictment to come before the statute of limitations expires on Nov. 15 on charges that could include tax evasion and bribery.

It is inconceivable that Rudee was not among those close friends receiving advance notification.

So just to be sure we’re all on the same page, Rudee thinks that if he is elected President and indicted on charges of tax evasion and bribery, this country will be in great shape. Presumably, Rudee has conducted what is called scenario analysis, and found that most scenarios that start with “if Rudee is elected President” have a less happy ending.

Please do vote for Rudee twice if you want to see this man elected President.