From the “Living Is Easy With Eyes Closed” Dept.

How deeply does your head have to be lodged in your alimentary canal for you to make this statement?

If you lived in Iraq and had lived under a tyranny, you’d be saying, god, I love freedom — because that’s what’s happened.

The culprit? Who else, the Falsificator-in-Chief.

(Apart from the sentiment being totally delusional, how retarded is that as a sentence? When he goes “because that’s what’s happened”, what the heck is “that” supposed to refer to?” The Bush administration doesn’t pass out secret decoder rings, do they?)