Slate comes to Larry Craig‘s rescue with the Bathroom Sex FAQ:

Q: Is it wise to use a “wide stance” when you go to the bathroom?

A: No. When you’re sitting on the toilet, spreading your feet and leaning forward tightens the levator ani muscles that control defecation. If you’re having trouble passing stools, you should take the opposite of a wide stance, and lean back. Doctors recommend this technique to relax the bowel muscles.

Now that Craig’s all but out of the Senate, he can start practicing. Lean back…Lean Back…Lean Back.

“Half these rappers blow like Derek Forreal.”