Larry Craig Hangs in a Buffalo Stance

Larry Craig:

“Let me be clear: I am not gay and never have been.”

I was really hoping that after going through the trouble to hold a press conference to get the word out that he isn’t and has never been gay, Craig would clarify his previous excuse blaming it on his “wide stance” by announcing that he was just doing the “Buffalo Stance.” No such luck.

Neneh Cherry – “Buffalo Stance:

Who’s that gigolo on the street?
With his hands in his pockets and his crocodile feet
Hanging off the curb, looking all disturbed
At the boys from home. They all came running
They were making noise, manhandling toys
That’s the girls on the block with the nasty curls
Wearing padded bras sucking beers through straws
Dropping down their drawers, where did you get yours?
Gigolo, Huh, sukka?
Gigolo. Gigolo, Huh, sukka?

Who’s looking good today?
Who’s looking good in every way?
No style rookie
You better watch don’t mess with me!

No moneyman can win my love
It’s sweetness that I’m thinking of!
We always hang in a Buffalo Stance
We do the dive every time we dance
I’ll give you love baby not romance
I’ll make a move nothing left to chance
So don’t you get fresh with me!