I’ll be joking about this for most of the rest of my life, but of course there is a serious side to it. While others are wringing their hands about whether Senator Larry “Wide Stance” Craig broke any laws, should have been arrested, etc., at the end of the day, it’s very simple: Senator Craig has been in Congress for nearly 30 years. His voting record has contributed to the necessity of gay men to stay in the closet and have sex in water closets. He deserves every bit of the trouble he is in. Karma is a bitch.