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Think I was going to pass up a chance at some bathroom humor? What site have you been reading for the last four years?

Craig Arrested, Pleads Guilty Following Incident in Airport Restroom - Roll Call (8/27/07):

Craig stated “that he has a wide stance when going to the bathroom and that his foot may have touched mine,” the report states.

Wild at Heart (1990)

Bobby Peru: I gotta take a piss bad, can I use your head?
Lula: Uh… yeah, I guess.
Bobby Peru: I don’t mean your head-head. I’m not gonna piss on your head, your hair and all, I’m just gonna piss in the toilet. Y’all take a listen, you’ll hear the deep sound comin’ down from Bobby Peru.

Never trust a man whose last name is a first name or a man who is named after a country.