The compassionate conservative starts with a well-intentioned biblical injunction: “Suffer the little children to come unto you.”
Maybe because he has half his mind on other stuff, maybe because he has a short attention span, or maybe because he’s only a half-baked compassionate conservative at best, he manages to forget the second half: “Suffer the little children…”
Loses a minor irrelevant word somewhere along the way (“Suffer little children…”), and absentmindedly picks up a punctuation mark, and this is where we end up: “Suffer, little children!” That’s George Bush for you in a nutshell, I think:
The White House said on Saturday that President Bush would veto a bipartisan plan to expand the Children’s Health Insurance Program, drafted over the last six months by senior members of the Senate Finance Committee.
The program, which insured 7.4 million people at some time in the last year, is set to expire Sept. 30.
Tony Fratto, a White House spokesman, said: “The president’s senior advisers will certainly recommend a veto of this proposal. And there is no question that the president would veto it.â€
The vow puts Mr. Bush at odds with the Democratic majority in Congress, with a substantial number of Republican lawmakers and with many governors of both parties, who want to expand the popular program to cover some of the nation’s eight million uninsured children.
(Statements rearranged, in a generous act of copy-editing.)