1115.org

Great. Now celebrity murders come with teaser-trailers, not from “news” organizations, but from the authorities:

Details of the deaths of pro wrestler Chris Benoit, his wife and their 7-year-old son may seem “a little bizarre” when released to the public, a prosecutor said.

Those sounds you hear are C”N”N et al rubbing their hands in glee, and noisily licking their chops.

Possibly WWE too, but I’m willing to withhold judgment on them till we see what form their grief at this tragedy actually takes.