Tony Snow, in one of his finest moments:
Q But doesn’t the indefinite holding of this many prisoners under these circumstances really undercut the President’s arguments in favor of democracy worldwide, as he just spoke about in his speech –
MR. SNOW: How does it do that?
Q That’s what I’m asking you.
MR. SNOW: No, the question doesn’t make sense to me. How does that happen?
Q By not having due process for every –
MR. SNOW: Are you saying that detaining people who are plucked off the battlefields is an assault on democracy? Are you kidding me? You’re talking about the people who were responsible for supporting the Taliban, somehow detaining them is an assault on democracy?
Tony, get real. Nobody has to kid you. You manage to do a world-class job of kidding yourself.
But, continuing…
Q And not charging them –
Q Yes. You’re getting quite a bit of criticism internationally, as well as domestically on the issue of holding people indefinitely without charge. Are you denying that’s the case?
MR. SNOW: No, many have been held, but many also are now being processed through the system. What I just thought was peculiar is that you have people who waged active warfare against democracy and you think detaining them somehow is an assault on democracy.
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Q Can I follow on that, Tony? Guantanamo, so far only three people have been charged, and the military commission has thrown out two of those charges.(Nice try, Tony. The 377 we have held for up to 5 years without charges shouldn’t count because we did file charges against 3? See, even the White House press corps doesn’t allow you to get away with that any more.)
MR. SNOW: Right.
Q They’re on appeal, as you know.
MR. SNOW: Right.
Q Everybody else is an enemy combatant down there, whether he’s described ultimately as unlawful, or not. According to the folks down at Guantanamo — and you said it yourself that this is a question of warfare — they’re being held until the end, presumably, of the war on terror. How on earth do you get to the end of the war on terror and ultimately release these people?
MR. SNOW: (long response; totally unresponsive)
Q But can I just follow on that? How do you declare an end to the war on terror?
MR. SNOW: I don’t know.
Were truer words e’er spoken?