- AP: Boy-Band Loot Sold at Bankruptcy Auction – “A man wearing a Pittsburgh Steelers shirt paid $2,200 for a wall hanging commemorating the Backstreet Boys selling 7 million copies. He declined to be interviewed, but said he was still deciding whether to sell it.” WTF?
- Kate Phillips: Senator Reid on a Few Choice G.O.P. Candidates – Remember Randy Johnson taking out a bird with one pitch? Harry Reid takes down two birds with one pitch-perfect stone.
- WaPo: $54M Pants Suit Goes to Trial – oh. my. god. funniest liveblog ever.
- Credit Slips: D’Oh, I’ve Filed in the Wrong Chapter! – homer simpson can’t even get bankruptcy right
- Operation Eden: New Orleans Is An American City – not for much longer?