Goodling
by sarabeth at 9:15 am on May 23rd, 2007 in Bush Man Date, Corruption, General Gonzo(1)
It’s becoming abundantly clear that Monica Goodling has no intention of pleasuring the House Judiciary Committee.
She may not still serve at his pleasure, but she’s still pleasuring the President. And Buttercheeks.
That is to say, she’s still pleasuring Buttercheeks, and Buttercheeks is still pleasuring the President.
All one happy family. They obviously reached a plateau of pleasure long ago, and have never come down from that group high.
(2)
Either Goodling is one of the shrewdest pieces of work I have ever seen, and her biggest strength is that she is consistently underestimated by others.
Or it is totally unimaginable that even this administration, even in the person of Alberto “Yes, boss!” Gonzales, could have delegated such power to this chit of a girl, this twit of a girl.
Unless, of course, she was just a sock puppet. It is certainly not unimaginable that such power was delegated to someone else. And, once again, I’m thinking two four letter words.
(3)
Goodling has allowed that she crossed the line when it come to hiring decisions.
But we are not to think too badly of her, because she didn’t intend to, you see.
How do you cross a line like that without intending to? She didn’t know there was a line? Or she didn’t know what she was doing? That she was applying political litmus tests?
L.S./M.F.T. wrote:
I think it’s a crude combination of all three with an additional #4 thrown in for good measure:
(4)
She knew/knows there is/was a line but doesn’t care as those supposed rules are for other people. That’s why she held out for immunity, she knew she’d get it and didn’t want to end-up like Mummia-Scoot Libby. However, she isn’t stupid enough to actually inculpate herself like him or the actors in Iran-Contra did.
And deep down inside, in her heart of hearts, this Monica doesn’t give a shit what a bunch of icky ol’ Demoncrat Senators says, an-a-way-s. She knows she did the Right thing… ‘Cause when the President does it, (or in this case one of our three presidents ordered it done), it can’t be illegal. So that makes it all neat, tidy and as wholesome as milk. Praise the Lawd and pass the ammunition…
Posted 23 May 2007 at 11:25 am ¶