Comments on: Taking A Bow

By: sarabeth

sarabeth — Fri, 20 Apr 2007 17:17:45 +0000

I somehow thought we had reached that equilibrium long ago. silly me!

By: matt

matt — Fri, 20 Apr 2007 17:11:03 +0000

clearly option 3.

By: sarabeth

sarabeth — Fri, 20 Apr 2007 17:07:44 +0000

iâ€™m going to take this as a lesson.

that…?

…you should coin affectionate nicknames for all the villains? (that is not a reference to SaraBeast!)

…strenuous efforts are always worth making?

…you too should live in mortal fear of me?

By: matt

matt — Fri, 20 Apr 2007 15:45:37 +0000

seriously. i’m going to take this as a lesson.

By: TRex

TRex — Fri, 20 Apr 2007 15:37:44 +0000

I just dropped a link to this post in last night's Late Nite and do solemnly swear to give proper attribution in all future deployment (and lo, they shall be legion!) of the appellation "Buttercheeks" Gonzales. *gong sounds* I have been told it is unwise to annoy the SaraBeast!

By: sarabeth

sarabeth — Fri, 20 Apr 2007 14:18:35 +0000

Early on, I used to link back to the original post, but I guess I stopped doing it. This may or may not explain anything, but here's how it started:

Iâ€™m just in awe of General Alberto â€œButtercheeksâ€ Gonzalez. As for the nickname, donâ€™t ask. I wouldnâ€™t give up the secret even if you water-boarded me. All Iâ€™m going to say is a man doesnâ€™t have just two cheeks. This man is just effing awesome. If he were in jail, the entire prison population of Texas would want him as their cellmate. He totally kicks ass. He has proudly done things no Attorney General will ever do again. Let me count the ways, though no mere list can ever do justice to his outrageously sexy genius.

Maybe some things shouldn't be deconstructed?

By: jamie beth

jamie beth — Fri, 20 Apr 2007 13:42:24 +0000

i’ve been meaning to ask, how’d he get that name? i must have missed it the first time around…