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Back to School (1986):

Thornton Melon: Diane, why’d you fail me?

Dr. Diane Turner: I didn’t, Thornton. You failed me.

Thornton Melon: Is it because of last night?

Dr. Diane Turner: No. I can accept the fact that you’re completely regressed emotionally, but you won’t pass my course by turning in someone else’s work.

Thornton Melon: What do you think, someone else wrote this?

Dr. Diane Turner: All I know is that you didn’t. That’s what disappoints me.

Whoever did write it doesn’t know the first thing about Kurt Vonnegut.

[...]

Thornton Melon: And another thing, Vonnegut. I’m going to stop payment on the check.

What’s that? Fuck me?

Kurt, do you read lips? Fuck you!

Next time I’ll call Robert Ludlum.

R.I.P., Kurt.