When you’re the White House Press Secretary, you can end up having some strange conversations with members of the White House press corps. Some of these, fortunately, happen on the record. Here’s what went down at Tony Snow’s press gaggle* on Tuesday:
Q In reviewing the emails, or getting briefed on them, does the President still feel that all of the firings were justified?
MR. SNOW: Yes, he does.
Q Does he feel that there were no politics involved in those decisions?
MR. SNOW: … Let me put it this way: Nobody was removed for reasons of partisan recrimination, nor was anybody removed for purposes of trying to influence the course of ongoing investigations.
If the President really believed the firings were justified, wouldn’t it like totally defuse this wholly unnecessary flap if he just told everyone what the reasons were?
Feel free to choose whatever you choose to believe:
a) Bush believes the firings were justified, he’s just enjoying the spectacle of Buttercheek’s butt being slow-roasted so much, he’s waiting till the mythical “tomorrow“ to clear everything up.
b) Bush believes no such thing, he just winked at Snow and told him that, so Snow could tell the press and, through them, gullible old America.
c) Bush believes no such thing, but he said so to Tony with a straight face, and Tony’s so gullible, he bought it too, poor sucker.
d) He never said any such thing to Tony or anyone else, but why should that stop Tony from making the statement he made?
* That’s code for the morning session at which the geese who constitute the White House press corps assemble to giggle at Tony Snow’s absurdly outrageous lies. That’s right before they go out and report them with a straight face. They used to have a weekly prize for “Biggest gap between bark and biteâ€, but then someone went: if David Gregory is going to win it every week, then what’s the damn point?