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Under Bush and Buttercheeks, in the time of galloping budget deficits, when the government doesn’t have enough money to protect G.I. Joe when he’s shipped off to war, or provide even basic third-world-quality health care when he’s shipped back in damaged condition, the government considers it a productive use of taxpayer dollars to protect the identity of John Dildoe.

Or maybe that should be Sen./Rep. John Dildoe (R). Certainly, if you happen to be a Republican Representative or Senator who happens to have utilized the services of a certain Washington madam, you may be breathing a little easier. The faithful gnomes and elves who do the bidding of Buttercheeks are seeking a gag order to prevent Deborah Palfrey from selling the phone records that identify her johns, or otherwise disclosing their identity.

Rather touching, this attempt by the Bush regime to extend its protection to hooker-f***ers. Presumably, they are trying to prove they are not just the government of fat cats and corporate interests.