Between now and the time the markets reopen tomorrow, all kinds of people are going to be telling you, in all possible news media, what could happen.

To save you time, I give you here the benefit of my lifelong market wisdom very succintly. (And if you have ever checked my bio, you know that I know whereof I speak.)

1) Might go up, might go down, might go sideways
2) What will probably happen, though, is another big change
3) Whether it will go up or down is known only to charlatans who’ll be happy to take your money in return for a random prediction. (Hey, if 50% of your customers are satisfied, that’s not a bad track record in this business, is it?)

That, by the way, is the distilled essence of more than 40 years of intensive reseach into stock market movements.