Man Date

by matt at 11:00 pm on November 7th, 2006 in '06/'08 Campaigns

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Update 6:15am PST: Someone from the newly liberated librul media had better ask President Man Date about the difference between the exit polls in 2004 and this year. If that election was all about “values,” how did that issue slip to a distant fifth place?

Prediction: South Dakota gets kicked out of the union.

Comments

  1. sarabeth wrote:

    That’s perfectly priceless. Pluperfect, in fact,

    Posted 07 Nov 2006 at 11:46 pm

  2. matt wrote:

    Pluperfect, in fact

    my favorite tense.

    Posted 07 Nov 2006 at 11:48 pm

  3. sarabeth wrote:

    Wikepedia offers this example of the pluperfect tense (from Dickens):

    “The blind man, who knew that he had risen, motioned him to sit down again”

    I humbly offer this 21st century update:

    “The very bad man, who knew full well that he had been boned in the ass, nevertheless had to agree to address the nation.”

    Posted 08 Nov 2006 at 2:10 am

  4. john wrote:

    Thank fucking God. I cannot wait to see this press conference this afternoon. I kind of hope he says the terrorists have won.

    Posted 08 Nov 2006 at 4:50 am

  5. tom wrote:

    in fact, someone should ask him if the terrorists have won!

    Posted 08 Nov 2006 at 5:30 am

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